I really don’t like how fast I’ve grown up. I’m not talking about maturity. I’m talking about the fact I can’t remember half my life already.
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
I found my roommate’s twitter…
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
if you are a boy and you wear a sweater and put the sleeves over your hands fuck you and your adorableness
yea but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your belly button
congraduations, you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr
WHAT IS THE THING?
there you have it kids
i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
You can call a woman many things, but to insult a male? The most common tend to be, “bastard” and “son of a bitch.”
But get this. You’re not actually insulting the male, you’re insulting the woman that gave birth to him.
so is ‘motherfucker’