yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

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cyberwanks:

a b c d e f g why won’t cute boys hit on me

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sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

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sexwithmisha:

nyehs:

HOw old are u?? tWELVE??? THIRTHEEEN???? FOURTEEN???? CGET OF TUMBLER U TEENAGE SCuM TUmBLR IS ADULTZ ON>LY CANT uTELL THERE!! !PORNRN IMAgE S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! PORN@!!!!!! (SC$REAMING) GO BACK 2 FACERBoOK ANd POST ABOUT MIDdLESCHOOL YOURe NOT Mature ENOUGH FOR TUMBLER.COM!!! TUMBELR IS FOR 90S KIDS ONLY GET OFFF

someone make an audio of this

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happiest:

People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.

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psychoticornumb:

When you see a great gifset that has grammar mistakes

image

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zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

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brunten:

dlubes:

I wonder how people in the avatar world use bending to their advantage in regards to sex. I would have so much fun.

who needs an enema when you have waterbending. Wanna have sex in mid-air, airbending. wanna make your asshole tingle, firebending. Need a new dildo, earthbending…

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carriehopefletcher:

poivronbleu:

Quick 30 min Carrie Hope Fletcher speedpainting! Thanks for all your work and your brightness, Carrie. Thank you.

Holy cow! This is AMAZING! Congrats on being SO talented! :O 
smellingmyalmonds:

Ohhhh that sexy white border though…much hipster,so Instagram
perfectic theme